the showhole 0012: double fistin' cookies (now with frosting)


(An audio issue in the original posting has been corrected)


The holenotes took a ton of time. So did editing this podcast. That's why I've decided to do both differently. How? First, instead of going through the episode minute by minute and taking meticulous notes for the holenotes, I am going to write whatever I want for each episode. Maybe it will sort of make sense, like this week. Maybe I will write about my favorite brand of toilet paper. Who knows. Second, instead of going through the episode minute by minute meticulously editing, I'm going to take a quick pass (also know as the good ole college try) to clean some things up and add in some sound clips that may or may not have anything to do with the actual things we have discussed in the episode. Basically, whatever I have an idea to throw in there is what you're going to get. Also, the embarassing stuff I normally edit out stays in! The burps, farts, inappropriate personal insults and borderline gross XXX comments - you get it all unless it was so truly horrible that I wrote down on my index card that it absolutely, positively has to go!

What does all of this mean for you, the listener? You'll get the episode a lot faster. That's great, right? Sure, it will be a bit sloppier and a lot less polished. So what? You're not coming here for perfection. You're coming here for a tiny escape from the drudgery that is your boring life. Face it, that's what you want, that's what you need and, by golly, that's what you're going to get.

Our staff of loonies this week:

JasenBrentHeavy D, and Mr. Preparation H with Aloe.

The alternate titles considered for this episode were:

  • Smoke More Pot!
  • Bi-curious Knife Play Phase

the showhole 0011: creamy white horn



  • New podcasting hat
  • We don't need no stinkin' feeds!
  • A new podcast: "Oil Life Remaining"
  • Refinance it!
  • Jasen tries the All-Dressed Ruffles
  • Dave went there!!
  • Brent's phone was abducted by a former high school track star
  • Wrong Richard Hatch
  • The S is for Smoke
  • A Tasty Beverage
  • Hillbilly Bell Thieves
  • Brent is going to be on The Elephant and The Irishman
  • Super Mario Run SUCKS!
  • Super Mario Run is the Jimmy @BuffettOf Flappy Bird
  • Toronto: Pissin' rain all day
  • Brent is a big fan of diarrhea
  • Hit and run
  • Everything in Tennessee sounds like a horse
  • Brent fondles his horn ball
  • Cup it!
  • Lotion and Towels for lunch
  • Baseball
  • Don Rickles
  • The 'Ol Ticker
  • Brent loves him some @TheShowhole Twitter!
  • The Blind Gamer
  • No one wants to steal flip phones
  • The Grid
  • 3AM pee time
  • The Old Showhole Mailbag!
  • From @cinn48: 24 New Entries to the Dictionary of Canadianisms (We cover a few!)
  • The French Phone Thief

the showhole 0010: home of the all-night methfast

23 march 2017


the showhole 0009: i just lick 'em and put 'em in a pile

13 march 2017


  • R.I.P. Jasen's Noise Maker (2017-2017)
  • One burrito for my baby and one burrito for the road
  • Brent's drill gets left out in plain sight
  • Our first in-studio Showhole musician - coming soon!
  • Chip Review, Part One: The Salty Menace
  • The New Gapage aka Showhole for Seniors
  • Ghost sex with Ansel Adams
  • Famous Dog Bands of Cleveland
  • Daylight Saving Time controversy
  • It's the Showhole, not the Braghole
  • Chip Review, Part Two: The Chippening
  • Brent is a chip licker
  • "I used it on a podcast" - the most pathetic phrase ever said
  • We gave up taste and decency for Lent