5/6/2018

A special surprise on a very special episode of The Showhole partially recorded in a pub in Downtown Cleveland!

Holenotes:

• A Q-tip inside your cheek
• Pretty weird to be a podcaster
• About a half-hour on the meter
• There is no such thing as a safe space!
• The Cheek Puke
• Here's a gift bag!
• It's so full!
• The Zen Level of Embarrassment
• The bananas are ripe

Recorded 4/30/2018

Condensed Holenotes:

• He popped his nose off
• I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
• His accordion was huge
• We apologize now do your job
• I get really excited...and pull away
• I was just honkin' it the other day
• You have to be one with the horn
• Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
• Use something slippery, lube up the floors
• This is dog correction school
• This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
• It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
• The problem is the swaying
• I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
• Metric Zs
• Give me the Village People of penises
• Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
• Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
• I'm all about that Willy

4/16/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One

• Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
• 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
• This is what the substantial pickle was in
• Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
• Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
• It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
• Fancified dog room
• I'll get in the cage
• The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
• One of you two should hypenate
• Whip out your littleboy
• You could hide your weed in there
• I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
• Double-fistin'
• I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
• He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
• Butter all the way!
• I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
• I want to know my activity level
• Trash talkin' babies
• I think my head got fat
• Prepared for action with no accessories on
• Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
• You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
• So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
• That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)

Holenotes, Chapter Two

• Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• Wow! You got old!
• Chewers and escape artists
• A commune of husbands
• That's better than I can do with my horn
• Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
• They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
• Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• You're probably searching with one hand
• Martini cockpit

4/2/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One:

• When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
• It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
• My analog emoji
• No wonder the Chinese are winning
• Or Dicksnjanes either!
• The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
• That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
• They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
• The church where they see the crazy visions
• Rarely If I'm really high
• Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
• Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
• The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
• The Nutella Crack Addict
• Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
• I always gotta go soft
• Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
• You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
• From tongue to taint
• Dedication to the storyline
• This is how the pros do it!
• It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
• Fingers to burn

Holenotes, Chapter Two:

• It's similar to chip licking
• It's roughage
• Old lady staples
• Multiple meth murder
• It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
• Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
• It's like porn that orthodontists watch
• Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• First you bone, then the board meeting

Recorded 3/19/2018

Incomplete Holenotes:

• Everything seemed suspiciously warm
• Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
• It didn't pop up
• Cuss the baby out
• The Title Show
• My story is just "I got drunk"
• There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
• dicksnbuns.edu
• Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
• Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
• You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
• My delivery time keeps going up
• Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
• I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
• Clean Plate Club
• Bam! Burger!
• It just got hard
• Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)