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I was going to get them for Brent because it's all of the licking

7/7/2018

Recorded live in Hamilton, Ontario at MMPR 2018 featuring Jasen, Stephanie, Brent and Brandy! A special bonus clip not heard at the live show but also recorded at MMPR follows the live segment.

6/18/2018

Our last episode until MMPR!

Holenotes:

• Snack-size Ziplocs
• I'll show you what looks like a scrotum
• I had to turn off my rice (Finalist for episode title)
• Deflate the bounce house!
• Human steamrollers
• Several children beat me pretty severly
• I was also injured on the Slip 'N Slide®
• Kid prisons
• Cone of shame
• I married my brother (Finalist for episode title)
• Everyone's a cousin. It's fine. (Finalist for episode title)
• This tastes exactly like a mozzerella stick
• I've heard antifreeze is delicious
• Identity thief raccoon (Finalist for episode title)
• I didn't want to f*ck around
• Nature's terrible
• Just a pile of sh*t
• Too hot for cat pants (Episode title winner!)
• My calling card is to wax people's genitals to things
• Jazzle the D (Finalist for episode title)
• Snag your wang
• Waterproof....sack
• Does Tom Selleck lick p*ssy?
• You can't have a mustache like that and not offer rides (Finalist for episode title)
• Doesn't even feel like that long / That's what she said
• I want my whole undercarriage to be a Slip 'N Slide® (Post Show Holenote)
• Do I have a one and a half? (Post Show Holenote)
• You should be nervous when you don't have your pants on (Post Show Holenote)
• Let us all pray for my nuts (Post Show Holenote)

6/4/2018

Holenotes:

• Equal butting
• Eh huh!
• Your mom is a Juggalette?
• A whiff of dill
• Right in that dill hole
• The hot dogs of cigarettes
• Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title)
• The only library in town
• Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title)
• Are you sure you don't have a demon?
• Suction action (Finalist for episode title)
• Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title)
• Probably demons
• Just enough to feel the devils touch
• You will get your toes licked
• Tears spring to my eyes
• Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!)
• I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand.
• Grillz for the Lord
• Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title)
• Bart after dark
• Match the socks to my crotch
• What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title)
• It's not like we were pounding it
• A bag in her purse ready to go
• We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign
• Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch
• Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote)
• Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote)
• Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote)
• What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote)

Special Links:

• Bulletproof Burger King
• Bulletproof McDonald's and Taco Bell

5/22/2018

Holenotes:

• She'd come to terms with my chip licking
• This is an oddly shaped pickle
• Cool as a cuck
• Former podcaster Candice
• I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
• So many fancy hats
• Green Batman villian
• You're basically Martin Sheen
• It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
• Camping cause I love camping!
• Cucumber up front
• Cucumber across the forehead
• Cucumber in the face
• Nice cans!
• Arbour Day
• 70's bushes
• It's wider at the base
• Landing strip trees
• Pornographic Christmas CD's
• The place is a sh*thole
• The real Krampus would go all out
• Just as good
• Sometimes people just need killin'
• What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
• There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
• How did this tinsel get in our bed?
• Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
• And a check for five cents
• Underscore underscore
• The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy