tag:theshowhole.com,2013:/posts The Showhole 2020-11-22T15:29:53Z tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1619912 2020-11-22T15:29:53Z 2020-11-22T15:29:53Z The Showhole 61: Full Berenstain Bears

We talk of weddings, politics, and other stuff. Frankly, it's been a few days since we recorded that I'm posting this and I can't remember what we talked about.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1568279 2020-07-03T02:03:12Z 2020-07-03T02:03:12Z The Showhole 60: Nosh And Nuptials

The gang returns to talk about pandemics, weddings, and other stuff.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1529733 2020-04-11T02:32:07Z 2020-04-11T02:32:08Z The Showhole 59: Poopin' For Distance


Almost live from social isolation!

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1519652 2020-03-14T02:06:12Z 2020-03-14T02:06:13Z The Showhole 58: Pirate Comrade Steve



  • I don't wanna online shop
  • I get drunk enough and I like it in the can
  • So you looked less hoardy
  • I want to hear my butt whistle
  • I'm not a scientician
  • Touching all the old people
  • Stop with the touching, buddy!
  • I keep touching my face
  • I'm super high right now
  • Your whole family is on a watch list
  • Joke census
  • And a beard implant
  • They were children and I was mean
  • Riding his bike in the snow drunk
  • Painkillers and weed
  • Someone got shot over TP
  • Pirate Comrade Steve
  • Come into my van and have gummi bears
  • You're not wiping your ass with a level

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1516273 2020-03-04T02:29:09Z 2020-03-04T02:29:10Z Episode 57: Zombiden

The tornado takes the conversation.

We also check in on the results of Super Tuesday.

And lube. We talk about lube.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1506863 2020-02-06T01:52:58Z 2020-02-06T01:52:59Z Newshole Episode 2: The Democratic Problem

On this episode of this new idea, Oliver and I discuss the trials and tribulations of the Democrats as they look for a nominee. We all have opinions, these are ours.

Oliver on Twitter
Jasen on Twitter

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1499266 2020-01-15T02:15:20Z 2020-01-15T02:15:20Z Newshole Episode 1: Carlos In A Box

The Showhole crew break down some of the "biggest" news stories of the past week or so.

Carlos Ghosn
GOP goes to jail for stealing mother's social security
Delta flight dumps fuel on schools
Foxy grandpa tortoise
Democratic primaries
Royal family
Oscar snubs

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1492676 2019-12-24T14:05:24Z 2019-12-24T14:05:24Z The Showhole 56: She Took The Whole Cane


The Showholers have returned with an episode that spoils Christmas and the new Star Wars movie and introduces great gift ideas like stapling a turkey to a sweatshirt.

Warning: This episode is about 26 minutes too damn long.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1484013 2019-12-01T02:49:12Z 2019-12-01T02:49:12Z DischargeX 01: It Was Kind Of A Wash

This was a recording from the Discord and I'm posting it late and can't remember what we even talked about.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1465066 2019-10-12T01:11:24Z 2019-10-12T01:11:25Z Discharge 55: Free moustache rides!

Remember how The Showhole was the after show for another podcast that no longer exists? Well, now the after show has an after show. This is The Discharge.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1464765 2019-10-11T02:37:21Z 2019-10-11T07:23:52Z The Showhole 55: Touchin' Nuts to Couch


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1441593 2019-08-06T01:56:52Z 2019-08-29T14:58:29Z The Showhole 54: Shootout at the Instrumentation Company


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1416584 2019-06-05T01:33:43Z 2019-06-05T01:33:43Z The Showhole 53: The Old Gum Job



  • Wet Like a Denture Cup
  • Keep Eatin' Those Chips
  • Shouldn't cost a lot to get drunk
  • There's not a quota around here
  • He doesn't have clean pays
  • Probiotic Gummies
  • Floaty Drink Holder
  • Podcasts are sooooo boring!
  • Grown Ass Storycast
  • He has dentures!
  • Dental prophylactic
  • The Old Gum Job
  • Do you know what we could put in those holes?
  • Slipping them to my enemies
  • Milton Berle's Penis
  • I like your pussy, Brent
  • Your grandma's filthy?
  • Imply that I like to nap
  • Weird, dumb numbers
  • You drank my teeth!
  • Beer Olympian
  • Snack Mule
  • Velour and hats
  • I'd come out ahead with the insurance fraud
  • Please don't touch my fence
  • We know you voted Republican

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1398770 2019-04-17T01:32:11Z 2019-04-17T01:32:11Z The Showhole 52: Box Wine and Love Tips

WE HAVE RETURNED! Well, most of us. Jasen isn't as good at writing titles, so the title is the best one.

Here are the only other runners up:

Time Release Bacon

She's Got Feelers Out

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1379065 2019-02-27T02:42:12Z 2019-02-27T02:42:14Z The Showhole 51: Suds N Chunks


Lather up and join us for some fine international podcasting!

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1363800 2019-01-16T03:08:39Z 2019-01-16T03:08:40Z The Showhole 50: Foam at the Butt



At the beginning of this episode, we present a segment titled "Just the tip" for your listening pleasure.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1345861 2018-11-20T19:18:31Z 2018-11-20T19:18:31Z The Showhole 49: Jerk-A-Doodle-Doo


It's almost Thanksgiving here so here's something to be thankful for. This episode features a special, very brief appearance by one of the hosts of Gapage.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1340673 2018-11-06T03:02:48Z 2018-11-06T03:02:49Z The Showhole 48: Brick Layin' at the Border


Here's the cure to your Election Day blues - an all-new, all hands on deck episode of The Showhole!

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1330435 2018-10-09T03:08:14Z 2018-10-09T03:08:15Z The Showhole 47: Cheerful Knifing


It's Thanksgiving. Somewhere. And this is our gift to you.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1320534 2018-09-11T02:00:44Z 2018-09-11T02:00:44Z The Showhole 46: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Birthday


Alternate titles considered:

  • Burrito sex
  • Leroy Jenkins!
  • Old Man Crossfit
  • Hot Sauce Hiccups
  • Howling Cat Situation
  • Sodium Blast

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1313742 2018-08-21T02:21:37Z 2018-08-21T02:21:37Z The Showhole 45: Aggressively Mediocre


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1309805 2018-08-07T01:30:58Z 2018-08-07T01:30:58Z The Showhole 44: Anarchist Trading Post


Important relationship stuff--Pornhub content

I was going to get them for Brent because it's all of the licking

Loaded hotdog, which sounded kind of gross

Mmmm, that's potent

They've got a pea-like aftertaste

5 minutes is actually a big overshot

"B Positive Mingle", I'm a universal donor for love
tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1301170 2018-07-09T00:35:17Z 2018-07-09T00:35:18Z The Showhole 43: They Love Fonts (Live at MMPR 2018)


Recorded live in Hamilton, Ontario at MMPR 2018 featuring Jasen, Stephanie, Brent and Brandy! A special bonus clip not heard at the live show but also recorded at MMPR follows the live segment.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1295395 2018-06-19T01:37:09Z 2018-06-19T01:37:09Z The Showhole 42: Too Hot for Cat Pants


Our last episode until MMPR!


  • Snack-size Ziplocs
  • I'll show you what looks like a scrotum
  • I had to turn off my rice (Finalist for episode title)
  • Deflate the bounce house!
  • Human steamrollers
  • Several children beat me pretty severly
  • I was also injured on the Slip 'N Slide®
  • Kid prisons
  • Cone of shame
  • I married my brother (Finalist for episode title)
  • Everyone's a cousin. It's fine. (Finalist for episode title)
  • This tastes exactly like a mozzerella stick
  • I've heard antifreeze is delicious
  • Identity thief raccoon (Finalist for episode title)
  • I didn't want to f*ck around
  • Nature's terrible
  • Just a pile of sh*t
  • Too hot for cat pants (Episode title winner!)
  • My calling card is to wax people's genitals to things
  • Jazzle the D (Finalist for episode title)
  • Snag your wang
  • Waterproof....sack
  • Does Tom Selleck lick p*ssy?
  • You can't have a mustache like that and not offer rides (Finalist for episode title)
  • Doesn't even feel like that long / That's what she said
  • I want my whole undercarriage to be a Slip 'N Slide® (Post Show Holenote)
  • Do I have a one and a half? (Post Show Holenote)
  • You should be nervous when you don't have your pants on (Post Show Holenote)
  • Let us all pray for my nuts (Post Show Holenote)

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1291021 2018-06-05T14:48:28Z 2018-06-05T14:48:29Z The Showhole 41: Eat Those Babies



  • Equal butting
  • Eh huh!
  • Your mom is a Juggalette?
  • A whiff of dill
  • Right in that dill hole
  • The hot dogs of cigarettes
  • Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title)
  • The only library in town
  • Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Are you sure you don't have a demon?
  • Suction action (Finalist for episode title)
  • Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title)
  • Probably demons
  • Just enough to feel the devils touch
  • You will get your toes licked
  • Tears spring to my eyes
  • Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!)
  • I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand.
  • Grillz for the Lord
  • Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Bart after dark
  • Match the socks to my crotch
  • What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title)
  • It's not like we were pounding it
  • A bag in her purse ready to go
  • We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign
  • Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch
  • Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote)
  • Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote)
  • Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote)
  • What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote)

Special Links:

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1286390 2018-05-22T15:19:42Z 2018-05-22T15:19:43Z The Showhole 40: Sometimes People Just Need Bigfoot Porn



  • She'd come to terms with my chip licking
  • This is an oddly shaped pickle
  • Cool as a cuck
  • Former podcaster Candice
  • I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
  • So many fancy hats
  • Green Batman villian
  • You're basically Martin Sheen
  • It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
  • Camping cause I love camping!
  • Cucumber up front
  • Cucumber across the forehead
  • Cucumber in the face
  • Nice cans!
  • Arbour Day
  • 70's bushes
  • It's wider at the base
  • Landing strip trees
  • Pornographic Christmas CD's
  • The place is a sh*thole
  • The real Krampus would go all out
  • Just as good
  • Sometimes people just need killin'
  • What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
  • There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
  • How did this tinsel get in our bed?
  • Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
  • And a check for five cents
  • Underscore underscore
  • The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1281184 2018-05-07T01:39:12Z 2018-05-07T01:39:12Z The Showhole 39: The Zen Level of Embarrassment


A special surprise on a very special episode of The Showhole partially recorded in a pub in Downtown Cleveland!


  • A Q-tip inside your cheek
  • Pretty weird to be a podcaster
  • About a half-hour on the meter
  • There is no such thing as a safe space!
  • The Cheek Puke
  • Here's a gift bag!
  • It's so full!
  • The Zen Level of Embarrassment
  • The bananas are ripe

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1279238 2018-05-01T18:55:13Z 2018-05-01T18:55:13Z The Showhole 38: This is a Bad Show

Recorded 4/30/2018

Condensed Holenotes:

  • He popped his nose off
  • I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
  • His accordion was huge
  • We apologize now do your job
  • I get really excited...and pull away
  • I was just honkin' it the other day
  • You have to be one with the horn
  • Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
  • Use something slippery, lube up the floors
  • This is dog correction school
  • This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
  • It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
  • The problem is the swaying
  • I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
  • Metric Zs
  • Give me the Village People of penises
  • Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
  • Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
  • I'm all about that Willy

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1273703 2018-04-17T02:37:59Z 2018-04-17T02:38:00Z The Showhole 37: Sex This, Sex That


Holenotes, Chapter One

  • Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
  • 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
  • This is what the substantial pickle was in
  • Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
  • Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
  • It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
  • Fancified dog room
  • I'll get in the cage
  • The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
  • One of you two should hypenate
  • Whip out your littleboy
  • You could hide your weed in there
  • I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
  • Double-fistin'
  • I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
  • He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
  • Butter all the way!
  • I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
  • I want to know my activity level
  • Trash talkin' babies
  • I think my head got fat
  • Prepared for action with no accessories on
  • Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
  • You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
  • So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
  • That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)

Holenotes, Chapter Two

  • Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • Wow! You got old!
  • Chewers and escape artists
  • A commune of husbands
  • That's better than I can do with my horn
  • Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
  • They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
  • Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • You're probably searching with one hand
  • Martini cockpit

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1268490 2018-04-03T15:32:58Z 2018-04-03T15:32:58Z The Showhole 36: Will You Discreetly Check My Tag?


Holenotes, Chapter One:

  • When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
  • It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
  • My analog emoji
  • No wonder the Chinese are winning
  • Or Dicksnjanes either!
  • The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
  • That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
  • They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
  • The church where they see the crazy visions
  • Rarely If I'm really high
  • Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
  • Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
  • The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Nutella Crack Addict
  • Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
  • I always gotta go soft
  • Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
  • You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
  • From tongue to taint
  • Dedication to the storyline
  • This is how the pros do it!
  • It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
  • Fingers to burn

Holenotes, Chapter Two:

  • It's similar to chip licking
  • It's roughage
  • Old lady staples
  • Multiple meth murder
  • It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
  • Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
  • It's like porn that orthodontists watch
  • Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • First you bone, then the board meeting