tag:theshowhole.com,2013:/posts The Showhole 2018-01-13T02:48:12Z tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1231209 2018-01-13T02:48:12Z 2018-01-13T02:48:12Z The Showhole 31: Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle

Recorded 1/12/2018


  • It kicks you in the mouth
  • A moment of clarity
  • Podcasting Viagra
  • Hit me with pleasure
  • Freakishly Large Penis
  • The Tickler
  • I know nothing about massage
  • What are the rules of sh*thole? (Finalist for episode title)
  • This should be a good show
  • Toxic Masculinity
  • Shut your hole, Bront! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Truth bomb
  • What's embarrassing is when you have to read your own dumb sh*t
  • Canada's permenately iced in
  • It was hailing into my eyeballs
  • Wash the dishes by hand and shut your face!
  • Schnoz flipper
  • Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle (Title winner)
  • If this other things works out, you're off the market!
  • I've seen that at least twice in twenty-five years
  • I didn't come here from judgment, Bront
  • I guess they found a new thing to whiten
  • The principles of mint (Finalist for episode title)
  • Emotional freedom tapping (https://eft.mercola.com/)
  • Tapping for your brain
  • Your own personal nude lockscreen
  • I guess I do have to be creepy (Finalist for episode title)
  • You guys suck at coming up with titles
  • I was first and now I'm nothing
  • Where can people find your dumb book you wrote? (http://blog.aliencg.com/)
  • Skydiving with the Freemasons (Post-show comment)

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1223454 2017-12-29T03:47:55Z 2017-12-29T03:47:55Z The Showhole 30: The Truth Moose

Recorded 12/28/2017


  • Moon denier
  • That’s why we stopped following him on Facebook
  • The ultimate nerd experience
  • I did not see Hot Fuzz
  • Apparently I’m a Furry now
  • They were the best!
  • It’s a little on the nose for a pony name (Finalist for episode title)
  • Brent says porn star
  • Mom and Dad’s meat slicer
  • I don’t have any pearls
  • Pretty excited about the socks
  • That’s a sweet tail
  • What do ya got on under that moose suit? (Finalist for episode title)
  • I only did one turkey
  • My horns are drooping
  • I’m just testing the Furry waters (Finalist for episode title)
  • My mom’s place has an exquisite washroom (Finalist for episode title)
  • Use a toothpick!
  • Morris the Moose
  • Anything stuffed with cheese is pretty good by my books
  • Vibrating seat
  • Jedi’s suck. Dark Power all the way! (Finalist for episode title)
  • I got my package and left
  • Ken’s gonna love this one
  • You don’t get the dog metal?
  • I could wear my moose onesie
  • I’m ferocious with these horns!
  • Super cool up in this hizzy (Finalist for episode title)
  • Just like America
  • No dong holing around my mom!
  • The truth moose (Post-show comment) (Title winner)
  • We didn’t use our honkers once!! (Post-show comment)
  • I’m looking for a CD because I’m going to destroy it (Post-show comment)
  • Why are you being such a b*tch? (Post-show comment)

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1216041 2017-12-13T13:30:20Z 2017-12-13T13:30:21Z The Showhole 29: When You Lick It Too Much, It Gets Moist

Recorded 12/12/2017


  • Showcoregapage (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I'll remember this since I'm paying for your dinners
  • The bow just gets in the way
  • Al's back door
  • Canada has everything!
  • I can't believe I finished that. I'm disgusting!
  • The icing's made of sadness
  • I'm glad I'm wearing stretch pants today
  • This is Candice's favorite part
  • The 70's were awesome and dangerous!
  • I'm not gonna choke on 11 chips!
  • Chip bits all over the f**kin' desk
  • Pringles shrapnel everywhere
  • #howmanypringlescanyoufitinyourmouth (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I'll eat them all
  • And Brent will lick them all
  • It's the last song on Hooray for Boobies (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I love me some Dilbert
  • Don't give my solutions away!
  • Instead of shout outs, we'll do call outs
  • You work with the booze you got! (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • Old gross memes
  • When you lick it too much, it gets moist (Winner for Episode Title)
  • That's how Jesus works! (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • It makes me proud to be American
  • I'm losing less bad every time
  • This is hard!
  • Wikipedia editing is for losers
  • Don't touch it! It will update!
  • Responsible-ish


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1209030 2017-11-28T13:16:05Z 2017-11-28T13:16:05Z The Showhole 28: Haunted by Angry Jesus

Recorded 11/27/2017

Holenotes (Mini Edition):

  • How many kidneys do you have?
  • Big meaty delicious organs (2nd place contender for episode title!)
  • That's some slick lookin' meat!
  • Thanksgiving Thunderdome
  • Haunted by Angry Jesus (Episode title winner!)
  • The lube I'm lookin' for!
  • Enormous Sneakers (3rd place contender for episode title!)

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1205469 2017-11-15T13:55:47Z 2017-11-15T13:55:47Z The Showhole 27: Metaphorical Woo Hoo

Recorded 11/14/2017

Return of the Holenotes!

  • Windows CK
  • Metaphorical Woo Hoo (Episode Title Winner!)
  • Here is your bib, ma'am
  • McDonald's - Taste the Disappointment
  • Chicken in between the beef
  • Gangbang in your mouth
  • At least I don't have cancer
  • There's something not right there
  • Blowing the homeless
  • Ina-POPE-priate
  • Half-Popeye
  • More crispy than crunchy
  • He likes big cups!
  • He cannot lie!
  • Completely foreign to me
  • A good crossover
  • Really bad French accent
  • Those people!
  • I just thought you were miming

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1200868 2017-10-25T14:39:12Z 2017-10-25T14:45:47Z The Showhole 26: Judge Judy Reaction Show

Recorded 10/24/2017


(From now on, the Holenotes will be a list of the contenders we considered for the episode title, in final judgment order!)

1st place: Judge Judy Reaction Show

2nd place: All my legal pleadings are covered in glitter

3rd place: In some ways you're the oldest one here

4th place: I thought you were an attack cat!

5th place: Don't be like Billy. He fell off the truck!

Honorable mention: Tootsie Pops in my drawer

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1197135 2017-10-09T20:39:10Z 2017-10-09T20:39:10Z The Showhole 25: Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

Recorded 10/8/2017


  • In a metaphorical sense
  • Busted a wishbone
  • I meant to spit it out and it is sticking to my body. We're good.
  • I speak Celsius
  • The Nashville version of Guardians of the Galaxy
  • I'm edgy and tough
  • Saskatchewan Roughriders
  • Letterkenny
  • They were moving me in and out of the tube
  • Grease me out
  • Is that from your goth album?
  • It was a six to seven inch
  • Partying with clowns
  • The caulifolwer just hit
  • The clown persona
  • The best Tom Petty tribute that's been given all week
  • The Pumpkin Spice Latte's of Gordon Lightfoot songs
  • Very popular in Cleveland
  • No one admits to going to Detroit
  • The Podcasting Grandpa
  • He has a special relationship with cooking hams
  • Share your PGP key so we know it's you
  • Right before this podcast, I had a two flusher
  • Dirty Chinese Restaurant
  • Dirty Dim Sum
  • So bad for you. So good. 

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1192333 2017-09-19T16:09:43Z 2017-09-19T16:09:43Z the showhole 0024: it's fun when we get meta!

Recorded 9/18/2017


·        Show us your burrito

·        It’s always on a Friday

·        I’m in therapy now. Again.

·        Classic steak

·        I’m sorry you lost your job or whatever but this is a really good burrito

·        Look at you with your job privilege!

·        Have you thought about applying at the morgue?

·        The wrong usage of your

·        Where does it say “not a sex thing”

·        No time for anything sexy

·        Brad Nails

·        This is like a bizarre game of Would You Rather

·        This topic is depressing

·        Just another Easter at Jason’s house!

·        Harbinger is a great word

·        We’ll give the apocalypse another chance

·        No one’s gonna listen!

·        It’s every two weeks-ish

·        Making those mouth holes – that had to be pretty tough

·        I assure you – I was NOT a tester

·        Pee all over like cats

·        It was a lot of feces, man!

·        That’s how you should have left your job

·        He was forced to do cocaine

·        You don’t want to be rude

·        Our usual Christmas usually ends with a cock fight

·        Some sort of weird Festivus

·        I bet there’s a girl named Autumn Mix

·        It was educational

·        It’s a good thing the world’s ending on September 23rd

·        Pull a Pew Die Pie

·        Sexbots on Twitter

·        People are terrible

·        Professional wind instrument person

·        Little tiny air horn

·        I don’t see blood. It’s cool.

·        Computers came ahead of the sex

·        Pizza based erotica

·        It does look like a bug

·        I know my kids toys

·        The new ones aren’t as exciting as the old 1970’s version

·        The number one show with bots

·        Pornbots love us!

·        It’s fun when we get meta

·        That sounds like him

·        Something was pretty Airwolf

·        Dodging missiles

·        You done got the consumption!

·        Ya’ll got that anthrax up there in Canada?

·        You never see people at Waffle House get anthrax

·        Syrup chuggin’

·        Gentlemen

·        Lady

·        Fifteen minutes after Columbo

·        Jessica Fletcher/Columbo fan fiction

·        Bookmark that for later

·        How bad could it be?

·        aliencg69

·        Pornhub reptilians

·        Reptilian lust

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1188098 2017-09-01T15:28:45Z 2017-09-01T15:28:46Z the showhole 0023: frost me, tony!

Recorded 8/31/2017

Holenote A:

Holenote B:

I seem to be in a bit of a jam here please help. My cursor is on the right side of my monitor screen and I'm needing to get it to the left side in order to click on this box, but my mouse is all the way to the left side of the mouse pad and I cant go any further left without the mouse falling completely off the pad. Any suggestions ? 

Holenote C:

Other Interests: Music, Reading, Graphic Novels, Concerts, Computer Programming, Sex

Holenote D:

Holenote E:

Holenote F:

Episode Cover:

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1183893 2017-08-15T15:46:30Z 2017-08-15T15:46:30Z the showhole 0022: it's better than it smells

Recorded 8/14/2017


  • It sounds disgusting but it's delicious
  • I'm deliriously exhausted
  • It does look like a burrito
  • YAY!
  • I can't abandon my horn like that
  • Pull the pin!
  • I wasn't even high yet
  • The real truth about A Christmas Carol
  • The contents have been expanding in the bag
  • Moon Pie virgin
  • Sure you can have her. Thanks for the pig!
  • We're gonna play it live
  • The highly random Laverne Cox
  • Leafly
  • I'm good at sitting in judgment
  • Expired chips! My favorite!
  • It wasn't the best website
  • Good spice
  • Stabby and vengeful
  • This is a family show
  • Bob's your uncle
  • Cornholio, King of the Bungholes!
  • Mine's a lame one
  • You're the filthiest of us all! Congratulations!
  • Did I do that? Nope. My carp is here!
  • Brent runs hot
  • Podcasting sex dungeon
  • Where I'm thinking of using it
  • Living down the shame
  • A box of wine and a putty knife

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1179752 2017-08-02T17:17:02Z 2017-08-02T17:17:03Z the showhole 0021: put that mr. big in your mouth. let me watch.

Recorded 8/1/2017


  • Podcasting sex dungeon
  • We are recording right now
  • You just wait until you get Mr. Big in your mouth
  • Podcasting hammock
  • Meth central
  • I paid my testicle bill!
  • We'll be doing it on shortwave
  • Aloha chair
  • Full man-sized adult onesie
  • I just want to smell like it
  • I'm such a beast!
  • My life IS a lull
  • You cracker!
  • Ruffled for her pleasure
  • That bag really gets around
  • Four feet tall and oblong
  • You got a gold digger sitting next to you!
  • That's a beautiful blouse you're wearing
  • Fad ruiner
  • It's sweet when you lick it
  • Can't you just taste the colonialism?
  • That must be why they're so salty
  • The frackin' best water
  • "Actually" - @aliencg
  • It's been a lame week
  • Cybertronic Spree
  • Those don't sound like dogs
  • The Upper Crust
  • B-List chocolate bar
  • Listen to The Showhole. We sound like sh*t.
  • Design tips
  • Brent.World - the premiere social network for Brents
  • I deserved it!
  • The patriarchy has won tonight!
  • PornHub is his home page
  • Potato chip themed things
  • A good combination of fetishes

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Brent paid $5 to promote The Showhole on Facebook!

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1175466 2017-07-20T14:47:58Z 2017-07-20T14:47:58Z the showhole 0020: i should have showed her my horn

Recorded 7/19/2017


  • Experiment in the back
  • From the back of a refridgerated trailer
  • A Porn Stache and a Flannel Shirt
  • She loves it when she gets the PAG
  • Re-rendering my man parts
  • Trying to do a podcast with Salvador Dali
  • Bob Nudehart
  • Was your poop red?
  • Hangers on to the hole
  • We're laying on the ground now
  • How's your muscle doin'?
  • Money's money!
  • Is it stuck to your hands?
  • It's the worst movie ever made. It's the best.
  • My band is thick
  • Put it in quotes!
  • We should just end it all right now
  • My feeds have changed
  • I like underscores!

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1171973 2017-07-09T20:51:10Z 2017-07-09T20:51:10Z theshowhole 0018: showhole communion (live at MMPR 2017)

Recorded live at MMPR in Hamilton, Ontario on 7/8/2017


Candice joins Jasen and Brent for a conversation that ranks on the vulgarity scale somewhere between the script of Porky's Revenge and the section on how to check the oil in the manual for my 1999 Buick Regal.

Alternate titles considered for this episode included:

  • Crude and Southern
  • Provention
  • We Forgot Our Sound Effects
  • Sight Gags Are The Best
  • Chips to Donuts
  • Appropriate Mouth Feel
  • Sink a Little Lower
  • The Slogan is Burritos
  • Onion Dip
  • Roberts Rules
  • A Good Licking Chip
  • A Lot of Poutine
  • How Do You Make Fudge?
  • Do I Look Like a Scientist?
  • Fudge Factory Audio
  • The Funnier Version of Me

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1168210 2017-06-27T19:34:20Z 2017-06-27T19:34:20Z the showhole 0017: the bra of responsibility

Recorded 6/26/2017


Heavy D joins Jasen, Brent and Jason for a excursion into insanity that rivals any European trip you could imagine. 

Alternate titles considered for this show included:

  • Six Bags of Bizarre Flavours (spelled the Canadian way for Brent)
  • Tastes Like Zhit
  • Fun to Lick
  • Fast Food Darth Vader
  • Tastes Like Burnt Tire
  • This Weird Texture is Normal
  • Other Breaded Dinners
  • Erupting on my Keyboard
  • This Show is All Titles
  • Normal, Nice Texture
  • I Miss Screwin' in Parks

Bonus link: The Tennis Boning Video

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tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1163977 2017-06-14T20:35:56Z 2017-06-14T20:35:56Z the showhole 0016: zencastrdisaster

Recorded 6/13/2017


It's the first (and probably last) time we tried recording this in Zencastr. Things did not go so great. Brent's file was about seven minutes shorter than ours. I thought, that's OK, he'll be gone for either seven minutes at the beginning or end of the podcast. Wrong! There were gaps all through the show. I have no idea how that happened. It would go fine for five minutes and then Brent would be thirty seconds ahead of us. Also, Jasen and I have audio drops all through the show. 

I was tempted to trash this but I decided, hey, what a great ad for this podcasting software. I might as well piece it together as well as I could and just put it out there. So, enjoy all of the weird, awkward silences spread around all three of us. We were actually saying things, I promise!

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Pictured: The crack team of engineers that made this episode possible.

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1159700 2017-06-01T17:11:55Z 2017-06-01T17:11:55Z the showhole 0015: even legends need a little ego stroking

Recorded 5/31/2017


From The Only Cafe in Toronto, please enjoy this special episode of The Showhole featuring @closetgeekshow, @scarboroughdude and @transpondency!

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1156741 2017-05-23T20:04:19Z 2017-05-23T20:04:19Z the showhole 0014: a great shame

Recorded 5/22/2017


"Yes, I'm a Colonel. I'm fabulously rich. I am a magnate of the restaurant industry, my dear, the king of an empire that I built with my bare hands. I took a sabbatical from my duties in order to see the world, see what else could possibly be out there, and on the course of my journey I found what I was looking for."

Her heart fluttered wildly in the space of his pauses. In spite of everything, she found herself hanging on his every word. 

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tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1153339 2017-05-11T20:54:14Z 2017-05-11T20:54:14Z the showhole 0013: maybe i'll get a second horn

Recorded 5/8/2017


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tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1149137 2017-04-25T11:08:34Z 2017-04-25T11:09:00Z the showhole 0012: double fistin' cookies (now with frosting)


(An audio issue in the original posting has been corrected)


The holenotes took a ton of time. So did editing this podcast. That's why I've decided to do both differently. How? First, instead of going through the episode minute by minute and taking meticulous notes for the holenotes, I am going to write whatever I want for each episode. Maybe it will sort of make sense, like this week. Maybe I will write about my favorite brand of toilet paper. Who knows. Second, instead of going through the episode minute by minute meticulously editing, I'm going to take a quick pass (also know as the good ole college try) to clean some things up and add in some sound clips that may or may not have anything to do with the actual things we have discussed in the episode. Basically, whatever I have an idea to throw in there is what you're going to get. Also, the embarassing stuff I normally edit out stays in! The burps, farts, inappropriate personal insults and borderline gross XXX comments - you get it all unless it was so truly horrible that I wrote down on my index card that it absolutely, positively has to go!

What does all of this mean for you, the listener? You'll get the episode a lot faster. That's great, right? Sure, it will be a bit sloppier and a lot less polished. So what? You're not coming here for perfection. You're coming here for a tiny escape from the drudgery that is your boring life. Face it, that's what you want, that's what you need and, by golly, that's what you're going to get.

Our staff of loonies this week:

JasenBrentHeavy D, and Mr. Preparation H with Aloe.

The alternate titles considered for this episode were:

  • Smoke More Pot!
  • Bi-curious Knife Play Phase

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1144861 2017-04-07T21:04:53Z 2017-04-07T21:07:50Z the showhole 0011: creamy white horn



  • New podcasting hat
  • We don't need no stinkin' feeds!
  • A new podcast: "Oil Life Remaining"
  • Refinance it!
  • Jasen tries the All-Dressed Ruffles
  • Dave went there!!
  • Brent's phone was abducted by a former high school track star
  • Wrong Richard Hatch
  • The S is for Smoke
  • A Tasty Beverage
  • Hillbilly Bell Thieves
  • Brent is going to be on The Elephant and The Irishman
  • Super Mario Run SUCKS!
  • Super Mario Run is the Jimmy @BuffettOf Flappy Bird
  • Toronto: Pissin' rain all day
  • Brent is a big fan of diarrhea
  • Hit and run
  • Everything in Tennessee sounds like a horse
  • Brent fondles his horn ball
  • Cup it!
  • Lotion and Towels for lunch
  • Baseball
  • Don Rickles
  • The 'Ol Ticker
  • Brent loves him some @TheShowhole Twitter!
  • The Blind Gamer
  • No one wants to steal flip phones
  • The Grid
  • 3AM pee time
  • The Old Showhole Mailbag!
  • From @cinn48: 24 New Entries to the Dictionary of Canadianisms (We cover a few!)
  • The French Phone Thief

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1141340 2017-03-24T20:47:19Z 2017-03-24T20:47:19Z the showhole 0010: home of the all-night methfast

23 march 2017


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1138796 2017-03-15T00:07:53Z 2017-03-15T00:07:53Z the showhole 0009: i just lick 'em and put 'em in a pile

13 march 2017


  • R.I.P. Jasen's Noise Maker (2017-2017)
  • One burrito for my baby and one burrito for the road
  • Brent's drill gets left out in plain sight
  • Our first in-studio Showhole musician - coming soon!
  • Chip Review, Part One: The Salty Menace
  • The New Gapage aka Showhole for Seniors
  • Ghost sex with Ansel Adams
  • Famous Dog Bands of Cleveland
  • Daylight Saving Time controversy
  • It's the Showhole, not the Braghole
  • Chip Review, Part Two: The Chippening
  • Brent is a chip licker
  • "I used it on a podcast" - the most pathetic phrase ever said
  • We gave up taste and decency for Lent

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1135787 2017-03-03T17:39:08Z 2017-03-03T19:25:04Z the showhole 0008: shit down both legs

02 march 2017


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1133424 2017-02-22T17:37:24Z 2017-03-03T17:21:26Z the showhole 0007: gapages all around

21 february 2017


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1130114 2017-02-10T04:40:47Z 2017-02-10T04:41:21Z the showhole 0006: Look...hole. Is...hungrier?

9 february 2017

It's our special Valentine's extravaganza!


  • Brent has a burrito
  • Jasen is anti-trots
  • Ken gave Brent some wine
  • We get an email!
  • We gripe about the weather!
  • Brent's bathes in the Hatorade
  • Jason loves his daily BK Coffee blow-out
  • Supermarket Sushi
  • North Pole-in'
  • National Pizza Day
  • Schwinn doesn't make penis pumps
  • Have @ sign, will travel

Special musical guest: Slug is Doug performs "Pizza Pie (How I Loved Ya)"

tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1127660 2017-01-31T19:03:55Z 2017-01-31T19:25:28Z the showhole 0005: fugitive with no anus

30 January 2017


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1123966 2017-01-18T09:18:02Z 2017-01-18T09:18:02Z the showhole 0004: one half good thing of mick's nuts

16 January 2017


tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1122413 2017-01-11T17:55:58Z 2017-01-11T17:56:53Z the showhole 0003: playin' xbox and blocking out the real world

10 january 2017


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tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1120863 2017-01-05T21:44:37Z 2017-01-05T21:44:37Z the showhole 0002: a very moving episode

03 january 2017


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tag:theshowhole.com,2013:Post/1118701 2016-12-28T04:08:08Z 2017-01-05T21:44:17Z the showhole 0001: Licking people of walmart

26 December 2016


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