(From now on, the Holenotes will be a list of the contenders we considered for the episode title, in final judgment order!)
1st place: Judge Judy Reaction Show
2nd place: All my legal pleadings are covered in glitter
3rd place: In some ways you're the oldest one here
4th place: I thought you were an attack cat!
5th place: Don't be like Billy. He fell off the truck!
Honorable mention: Tootsie Pops in my drawer