- Everything seemed suspiciously warm
- Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
- It didn't pop up
- Cuss the baby out
- The Title Show
- My story is just "I got drunk"
- There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
- Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
- Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
- You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
- My delivery time keeps going up
- Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
- I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
- Clean Plate Club
- Bam! Burger!
- It just got hard
- Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)