6/18/2018
Our last episode until MMPR!
Holenotes:
- Snack-size Ziplocs
- I'll show you what looks like a scrotum
- I had to turn off my rice (Finalist for episode title)
- Deflate the bounce house!
- Human steamrollers
- Several children beat me pretty severly
- I was also injured on the Slip 'N Slide®
- Kid prisons
- Cone of shame
- I married my brother (Finalist for episode title)
- Everyone's a cousin. It's fine. (Finalist for episode title)
- This tastes exactly like a mozzerella stick
- I've heard antifreeze is delicious
- Identity thief raccoon (Finalist for episode title)
- I didn't want to f*ck around
- Nature's terrible
- Just a pile of sh*t
- Too hot for cat pants (Episode title winner!)
- My calling card is to wax people's genitals to things
- Jazzle the D (Finalist for episode title)
- Snag your wang
- Waterproof....sack
- Does Tom Selleck lick p*ssy?
- You can't have a mustache like that and not offer rides (Finalist for episode title)
- Doesn't even feel like that long / That's what she said
- I want my whole undercarriage to be a Slip 'N Slide® (Post Show Holenote)
- Do I have a one and a half? (Post Show Holenote)
- You should be nervous when you don't have your pants on (Post Show Holenote)
- Let us all pray for my nuts (Post Show Holenote)
