4/16/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One

• Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
• 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
• This is what the substantial pickle was in
• Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
• Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
• It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
• Fancified dog room
• I'll get in the cage
• The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
• One of you two should hypenate
• Whip out your littleboy
• You could hide your weed in there
• I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
• Double-fistin'
• I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
• He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
• Butter all the way!
• I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
• I want to know my activity level
• Trash talkin' babies
• I think my head got fat
• Prepared for action with no accessories on
• Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
• You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
• So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
• That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)

Holenotes, Chapter Two

• Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• Wow! You got old!
• Chewers and escape artists
• A commune of husbands
• That's better than I can do with my horn
• Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
• They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
• Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• You're probably searching with one hand
• Martini cockpit

4/2/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One:

• When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
• It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
• My analog emoji
• No wonder the Chinese are winning
• Or Dicksnjanes either!
• The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
• That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
• They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
• The church where they see the crazy visions
• Rarely If I'm really high
• Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
• Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
• The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
• The Nutella Crack Addict
• Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
• I always gotta go soft
• Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
• You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
• From tongue to taint
• Dedication to the storyline
• This is how the pros do it!
• It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
• Fingers to burn

Holenotes, Chapter Two:

• It's similar to chip licking
• It's roughage
• Old lady staples
• Multiple meth murder
• It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
• Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
• It's like porn that orthodontists watch
• Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
• First you bone, then the board meeting

Recorded 3/19/2018

Incomplete Holenotes:

• Everything seemed suspiciously warm
• Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
• It didn't pop up
• Cuss the baby out
• The Title Show
• My story is just "I got drunk"
• There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
• dicksnbuns.edu
• Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
• Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
• You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
• My delivery time keeps going up
• Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
• I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
• Clean Plate Club
• Bam! Burger!
• It just got hard
• Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)

Recorded 3/5/2018

Holenotes:

• I don't care how I dress much or grooming
• She likes a night release
• I've been eating a lot of burritos lately
• Cold spicy salad
• I barely want to put pants on
• Terrifying and loud
• I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title)
• Too pretty for prison
• Opiates for the win!
• Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title)
• In winter you've got to use your bare fists
• Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title)
• Free rent! What's the catch?
• I live in squalor
• Nude when at home
• The smell is off-putting
• The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title)
• It's nothing sexual
• Ten out of ten - would recommend
• Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction
• “The usual – regret and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title)
  
• Post-show trash talk
• Limp!
• You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title)
• The Squalor Bar
• What's a Joanie Chachi?
• A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!)
• It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth.
• The dogs don't like burrito porn
• I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title)
• I can't even find my download counter
• America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
• Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

Recorded 2/26/2018

Holenotes:

• Podcamp Legend
• Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time!
• I had a dream about Ken
• Getting in vans with dudes
• Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title)
• B.L.E.V.I.S.
• Quality
• Respect
• Shiver Moments
• T was Sh*t
• Dairy accumulation
• I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title)
• They don't get to be the little spoon
• You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title)
• I can recommend a onesie brand
• There might be a little underhead
• My buddy Barry's podcast
• Still active. 
• Sexually?
• He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title)
• We had housekeeping issues to discuss
• Was it meth?
• If you don't cuddle, you don't eat
• Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title)
• Get the brace
• Hashtag Nashville Cuddler
• Another notch on the pillow
• Well, he got out of helping you move
• Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title)
• Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title)
• Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title)
• You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters
• Where the f**k did my horn go?
• It's all of it
• I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title)
• I haven't had a horn honkin' in years
• I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!)
• The BBanger Core
• You can't be evil and wear cat pants
• I do love the onesie
• The bum rush
• We've been busy living real life
• No humping
• We'll let you have one
• The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title)
• The Illuminati does use WhatsApp
• Regards, X
• I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch
• The part's mounted to the tub!
• I'm only on the interwebs
• The Showhole Burrito Hour
• Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
• Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)