The Showhole

The Showhole 42: Too Hot for Cat Pants

6/18/2018

Our last episode until MMPR!

Holenotes:

  • Snack-size Ziplocs
  • I'll show you what looks like a scrotum
  • I had to turn off my rice (Finalist for episode title)
  • Deflate the bounce house!
  • Human steamrollers
  • Several children beat me pretty severly
  • I was also injured on the Slip 'N Slide®
  • Kid prisons
  • Cone of shame
  • I married my brother (Finalist for episode title)
  • Everyone's a cousin. It's fine. (Finalist for episode title)
  • This tastes exactly like a mozzerella stick
  • I've heard antifreeze is delicious
  • Identity thief raccoon (Finalist for episode title)
  • I didn't want to f*ck around
  • Nature's terrible
  • Just a pile of sh*t
  • Too hot for cat pants (Episode title winner!)
  • My calling card is to wax people's genitals to things
  • Jazzle the D (Finalist for episode title)
  • Snag your wang
  • Waterproof....sack
  • Does Tom Selleck lick p*ssy?
  • You can't have a mustache like that and not offer rides (Finalist for episode title)
  • Doesn't even feel like that long / That's what she said
  • I want my whole undercarriage to be a Slip 'N Slide® (Post Show Holenote)
  • Do I have a one and a half? (Post Show Holenote)
  • You should be nervous when you don't have your pants on (Post Show Holenote)
  • Let us all pray for my nuts (Post Show Holenote)

The Showhole 41: Eat Those Babies

6/4/2018

Holenotes:

  • Equal butting
  • Eh huh!
  • Your mom is a Juggalette?
  • A whiff of dill
  • Right in that dill hole
  • The hot dogs of cigarettes
  • Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title)
  • The only library in town
  • Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Are you sure you don't have a demon?
  • Suction action (Finalist for episode title)
  • Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title)
  • Probably demons
  • Just enough to feel the devils touch
  • You will get your toes licked
  • Tears spring to my eyes
  • Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!)
  • I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand.
  • Grillz for the Lord
  • Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Bart after dark
  • Match the socks to my crotch
  • What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title)
  • It's not like we were pounding it
  • A bag in her purse ready to go
  • We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign
  • Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch
  • Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote)
  • Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote)
  • Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote)
  • What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote)

Special Links:

The Showhole 40: Sometimes People Just Need Bigfoot Porn

5/22/2018

Holenotes:

  • She'd come to terms with my chip licking
  • This is an oddly shaped pickle
  • Cool as a cuck
  • Former podcaster Candice
  • I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
  • So many fancy hats
  • Green Batman villian
  • You're basically Martin Sheen
  • It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
  • Camping cause I love camping!
  • Cucumber up front
  • Cucumber across the forehead
  • Cucumber in the face
  • Nice cans!
  • Arbour Day
  • 70's bushes
  • It's wider at the base
  • Landing strip trees
  • Pornographic Christmas CD's
  • The place is a sh*thole
  • The real Krampus would go all out
  • Just as good
  • Sometimes people just need killin'
  • What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
  • There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
  • How did this tinsel get in our bed?
  • Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
  • And a check for five cents
  • Underscore underscore
  • The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy