The Showhole 35: Eating Her Chip Debris

Recorded 3/19/2018

Incomplete Holenotes:

  • Everything seemed suspiciously warm
  • Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
  • It didn't pop up
  • Cuss the baby out
  • The Title Show
  • My story is just "I got drunk"
  • There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
  • dicksnbuns.edu
  • Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
  • Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
  • You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
  • My delivery time keeps going up
  • Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
  • I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
  • Clean Plate Club
  • Bam! Burger!
  • It just got hard
  • Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)

The Showhole 34: A Baby Gate Sounds Like An Excellent Trap For A Giant

Recorded 3/5/2018

Holenotes:

  • I don't care how I dress much or grooming
  • She likes a night release
  • I've been eating a lot of burritos lately
  • Cold spicy salad
  • I barely want to put pants on
  • Terrifying and loud
  • I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title)
  • Too pretty for prison
  • Opiates for the win!
  • Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title)
  • In winter you've got to use your bare fists
  • Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Free rent! What's the catch?
  • I live in squalor
  • Nude when at home
  • The smell is off-putting
  • The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title)
  • It's nothing sexual
  • Ten out of ten - would recommend
  • Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction
  • “The usual – regret and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title)
  • Post-show trash talk
  • Limp!
  • You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Squalor Bar
  • What's a Joanie Chachi?
  • A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!)
  • It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth.
  • The dogs don't like burrito porn
  • I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title)
  • I can't even find my download counter
  • America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
  • Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

The Showhole 33: I'll Burn MiniDiscs For The Yooper

Recorded 2/26/2018

Holenotes:

  • Podcamp Legend
  • Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time!
  • I had a dream about Ken
  • Getting in vans with dudes
  • Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title)
  • B.L.E.V.I.S.
  • Quality
  • Respect
  • Shiver Moments
  • T was Sh*t
  • Dairy accumulation
  • I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title)
  • They don't get to be the little spoon
  • You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title)
  • I can recommend a onesie brand
  • There might be a little underhead
  • My buddy Barry's podcast
  • Still active. 
  • Sexually?
  • He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title)
  • We had housekeeping issues to discuss
  • Was it meth?
  • If you don't cuddle, you don't eat
  • Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title)
  • Get the brace
  • Hashtag Nashville Cuddler
  • Another notch on the pillow
  • Well, he got out of helping you move
  • Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title)
  • Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title)
  • You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters
  • Where the f**k did my horn go?
  • It's all of it
  • I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title)
  • I haven't had a horn honkin' in years
  • I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!)
  • The BBanger Core
  • You can't be evil and wear cat pants
  • I do love the onesie
  • The bum rush
  • We've been busy living real life
  • No humping
  • We'll let you have one
  • The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Illuminati does use WhatsApp
  • Regards, X
  • I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch
  • The part's mounted to the tub!
  • I'm only on the interwebs
  • The Showhole Burrito Hour
  • Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
  • Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

The Showhole 32: In My Darker Moments, I've Had Just Gravy

Recorded 1/29/2018

Holenotes:

  • Kibbles is universe
  • This is my art
  • I try to take it easy on the moose outfit - only once a week!
  • I'm going for total D game over here
  • Neither of those are words
  • What is this? Some kind of hornhouse? (Finalist for episode title)
  • Your fingers get all red and gross
  • I'm gonna have to look for that. That sounds stupid.
  • In my darker moments, I've had just gravy (Episode title winner!)
  • We're each half-Canadian
  • When you take the gravy over, just have a look at it.
  • Serious lever action (Finalist for episode title)
  • Hi Ho Neighbor!
  • Chainsaw neighbor
  • I'm gender confused about my chicken (Finalist for episode title)
  • You're doing a great job selling it!
  • I wanted them to hit me because it was a really nice car
  • Settlement check
  • Austria 1939 (Finalist for episode title)
  • He has some serious stamina
  • His default search engine is Pornhub
  • I don't mind riding Sally

The Showhole 31: Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle

Recorded 1/12/2018

Holenotes:

  • It kicks you in the mouth
  • A moment of clarity
  • Podcasting Viagra
  • Hit me with pleasure
  • Freakishly Large Penis
  • The Tickler
  • I know nothing about massage
  • What are the rules of sh*thole? (Finalist for episode title)
  • This should be a good show
  • Toxic Masculinity
  • Shut your hole, Bront! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Truth bomb
  • What's embarrassing is when you have to read your own dumb sh*t
  • Canada's permenately iced in
  • It was hailing into my eyeballs
  • Wash the dishes by hand and shut your face!
  • Schnoz flipper
  • Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle (Title winner)
  • If this other things works out, you're off the market!
  • I've seen that at least twice in twenty-five years
  • I didn't come here from judgment, Bront
  • I guess they found a new thing to whiten
  • The principles of mint (Finalist for episode title)
  • Emotional freedom tapping (https://eft.mercola.com/)
  • Tapping for your brain
  • Your own personal nude lockscreen
  • I guess I do have to be creepy (Finalist for episode title)
  • You guys suck at coming up with titles
  • I was first and now I'm nothing
  • Where can people find your dumb book you wrote? (http://blog.aliencg.com/)
  • Skydiving with the Freemasons (Post-show comment)