7/7/2018
Recorded live in Hamilton, Ontario at MMPR 2018 featuring Jasen, Stephanie, Brent and Brandy! A special bonus clip not heard at the live show but also recorded at MMPR follows the live segment.
6/18/2018
Our last episode until MMPR!
Holenotes:
- Snack-size Ziplocs
- I'll show you what looks like a scrotum
- I had to turn off my rice (Finalist for episode title)
- Deflate the bounce house!
- Human steamrollers
- Several children beat me pretty severly
- I was also injured on the Slip 'N Slide®
- Kid prisons
- Cone of shame
- I married my brother (Finalist for episode title)
- Everyone's a cousin. It's fine. (Finalist for episode title)
- This tastes exactly like a mozzerella stick
- I've heard antifreeze is delicious
- Identity thief raccoon (Finalist for episode title)
- I didn't want to f*ck around
- Nature's terrible
- Just a pile of sh*t
- Too hot for cat pants (Episode title winner!)
- My calling card is to wax people's genitals to things
- Jazzle the D (Finalist for episode title)
- Snag your wang
- Waterproof....sack
- Does Tom Selleck lick p*ssy?
- You can't have a mustache like that and not offer rides (Finalist for episode title)
- Doesn't even feel like that long / That's what she said
- I want my whole undercarriage to be a Slip 'N Slide® (Post Show Holenote)
- Do I have a one and a half? (Post Show Holenote)
- You should be nervous when you don't have your pants on (Post Show Holenote)
- Let us all pray for my nuts (Post Show Holenote)
6/4/2018
Holenotes:
- Equal butting
- Eh huh!
- Your mom is a Juggalette?
- A whiff of dill
- Right in that dill hole
- The hot dogs of cigarettes
- Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title)
- The only library in town
- Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title)
- Are you sure you don't have a demon?
- Suction action (Finalist for episode title)
- Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title)
- Probably demons
- Just enough to feel the devils touch
- You will get your toes licked
- Tears spring to my eyes
- Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!)
- I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand.
- Grillz for the Lord
- Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title)
- Bart after dark
- Match the socks to my crotch
- What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title)
- It's not like we were pounding it
- A bag in her purse ready to go
- We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign
- Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch
- Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote)
- Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote)
- Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote)
- What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote)
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5/22/2018
Holenotes:
- She'd come to terms with my chip licking
- This is an oddly shaped pickle
- Cool as a cuck
- Former podcaster Candice
- I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
- So many fancy hats
- Green Batman villian
- You're basically Martin Sheen
- It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
- Camping cause I love camping!
- Cucumber up front
- Cucumber across the forehead
- Cucumber in the face
- Nice cans!
- Arbour Day
- 70's bushes
- It's wider at the base
- Landing strip trees
- Pornographic Christmas CD's
- The place is a sh*thole
- The real Krampus would go all out
- Just as good
- Sometimes people just need killin'
- What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
- There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
- How did this tinsel get in our bed?
- Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
- And a check for five cents
- Underscore underscore
- The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy
5/6/2018
A special surprise on a very special episode of The Showhole partially recorded in a pub in Downtown Cleveland!
Holenotes:
- A Q-tip inside your cheek
- Pretty weird to be a podcaster
- About a half-hour on the meter
- There is no such thing as a safe space!
- The Cheek Puke
- Here's a gift bag!
- It's so full!
- The Zen Level of Embarrassment
- The bananas are ripe
