Recorded 4/30/2018
Condensed Holenotes:
- He popped his nose off
- I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
- His accordion was huge
- We apologize now do your job
- I get really excited...and pull away
- I was just honkin' it the other day
- You have to be one with the horn
- Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
- Use something slippery, lube up the floors
- This is dog correction school
- This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
- It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
- The problem is the swaying
- I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
- Metric Zs
- Give me the Village People of penises
- Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
- Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
- I'm all about that Willy
4/16/2018
Holenotes, Chapter One
- Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
- 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
- This is what the substantial pickle was in
- Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
- Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
- It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
- Fancified dog room
- I'll get in the cage
- The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
- One of you two should hypenate
- Whip out your littleboy
- You could hide your weed in there
- I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
- Double-fistin'
- I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
- He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
- Butter all the way!
- I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
- I want to know my activity level
- Trash talkin' babies
- I think my head got fat
- Prepared for action with no accessories on
- Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
- You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
- So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
- That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)
Holenotes, Chapter Two
- Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- Wow! You got old!
- Chewers and escape artists
- A commune of husbands
- That's better than I can do with my horn
- Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
- They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
- Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- You're probably searching with one hand
- Martini cockpit
4/2/2018
Holenotes, Chapter One:
- When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
- It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
- My analog emoji
- No wonder the Chinese are winning
- Or Dicksnjanes either!
- The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
- That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
- They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
- The church where they see the crazy visions
- Rarely If I'm really high
- Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
- Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
- The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
- The Nutella Crack Addict
- Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
- I always gotta go soft
- Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
- You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
- From tongue to taint
- Dedication to the storyline
- This is how the pros do it!
- It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
- Fingers to burn
Holenotes, Chapter Two:
- It's similar to chip licking
- It's roughage
- Old lady staples
- Multiple meth murder
- It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
- Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
- It's like porn that orthodontists watch
- Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
- First you bone, then the board meeting
Recorded 3/19/2018
Incomplete Holenotes:
- Everything seemed suspiciously warm
- Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
- It didn't pop up
- Cuss the baby out
- The Title Show
- My story is just "I got drunk"
- There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
- dicksnbuns.edu
- Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
- Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
- You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
- My delivery time keeps going up
- Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
- I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
- Clean Plate Club
- Bam! Burger!
- It just got hard
- Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)
Recorded 3/5/2018
Holenotes:
- I don't care how I dress much or grooming
- She likes a night release
- I've been eating a lot of burritos lately
- Cold spicy salad
- I barely want to put pants on
- Terrifying and loud
- I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title)
- Too pretty for prison
- Opiates for the win!
- Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title)
- In winter you've got to use your bare fists
- Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title)
- Free rent! What's the catch?
- I live in squalor
- Nude when at home
- The smell is off-putting
- The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title)
- It's nothing sexual
- Ten out of ten - would recommend
- Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction
- “The usual – regret
and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title)
- Post-show trash talk
- Limp!
- You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title)
- The Squalor Bar
- What's a Joanie Chachi?
- A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!)
- It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth.
- The dogs don't like burrito porn
- I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title)
- I can't even find my download counter
- America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
- Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)