The Showhole 41: Eat Those Babies

6/4/2018

Holenotes:

  • Equal butting
  • Eh huh!
  • Your mom is a Juggalette?
  • A whiff of dill
  • Right in that dill hole
  • The hot dogs of cigarettes
  • Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title)
  • The only library in town
  • Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Are you sure you don't have a demon?
  • Suction action (Finalist for episode title)
  • Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title)
  • Probably demons
  • Just enough to feel the devils touch
  • You will get your toes licked
  • Tears spring to my eyes
  • Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!)
  • I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand.
  • Grillz for the Lord
  • Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Bart after dark
  • Match the socks to my crotch
  • What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title)
  • It's not like we were pounding it
  • A bag in her purse ready to go
  • We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign
  • Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch
  • Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote)
  • Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote)
  • Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote)
  • What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote)

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The Showhole 40: Sometimes People Just Need Bigfoot Porn

5/22/2018

Holenotes:

  • She'd come to terms with my chip licking
  • This is an oddly shaped pickle
  • Cool as a cuck
  • Former podcaster Candice
  • I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good!
  • So many fancy hats
  • Green Batman villian
  • You're basically Martin Sheen
  • It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots.
  • Camping cause I love camping!
  • Cucumber up front
  • Cucumber across the forehead
  • Cucumber in the face
  • Nice cans!
  • Arbour Day
  • 70's bushes
  • It's wider at the base
  • Landing strip trees
  • Pornographic Christmas CD's
  • The place is a sh*thole
  • The real Krampus would go all out
  • Just as good
  • Sometimes people just need killin'
  • What do you have in Canada that will kill you?
  • There's gotta be Bigfoot porn
  • How did this tinsel get in our bed?
  • Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome!
  • And a check for five cents
  • Underscore underscore
  • The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy

The Showhole 38: This is a Bad Show

Recorded 4/30/2018

Condensed Holenotes:

  • He popped his nose off
  • I have to lift it which ruins the disguise
  • His accordion was huge
  • We apologize now do your job
  • I get really excited...and pull away
  • I was just honkin' it the other day
  • You have to be one with the horn
  • Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy
  • Use something slippery, lube up the floors
  • This is dog correction school
  • This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent
  • It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay
  • The problem is the swaying
  • I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap
  • Metric Zs
  • Give me the Village People of penises
  • Horrible, insufferable lawyer party.
  • Rackateering, it starts with an "R"
  • I'm all about that Willy


The Showhole 37: Sex This, Sex That

4/16/2018

Holenotes, Chapter One

  • Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title)
  • 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title)
  • This is what the substantial pickle was in
  • Pickles are like weed for your taste buds
  • Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich!
  • It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title)
  • Fancified dog room
  • I'll get in the cage
  • The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting
  • One of you two should hypenate
  • Whip out your littleboy
  • You could hide your weed in there
  • I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title)
  • Double-fistin'
  • I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room
  • He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth
  • Butter all the way!
  • I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title)
  • I want to know my activity level
  • Trash talkin' babies
  • I think my head got fat
  • Prepared for action with no accessories on
  • Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title)
  • You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title)
  • So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title)
  • That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note)

Holenotes, Chapter Two

  • Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • Wow! You got old!
  • Chewers and escape artists
  • A commune of husbands
  • That's better than I can do with my horn
  • Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!)
  • They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs
  • Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award)
  • You're probably searching with one hand
  • Martini cockpit