Recorded 3/5/2018
Holenotes:
- I don't care how I dress much or grooming
- She likes a night release
- I've been eating a lot of burritos lately
- Cold spicy salad
- I barely want to put pants on
- Terrifying and loud
- I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title)
- Too pretty for prison
- Opiates for the win!
- Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title)
- In winter you've got to use your bare fists
- Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title)
- Free rent! What's the catch?
- I live in squalor
- Nude when at home
- The smell is off-putting
- The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title)
- It's nothing sexual
- Ten out of ten - would recommend
- Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction
- “The usual – regret
and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title)
- Post-show trash talk
- Limp!
- You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title)
- The Squalor Bar
- What's a Joanie Chachi?
- A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!)
- It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth.
- The dogs don't like burrito porn
- I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title)
- I can't even find my download counter
- America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
- Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
Recorded 2/26/2018
Holenotes:
- Podcamp Legend
- Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time!
- I had a dream about Ken
- Getting in vans with dudes
- Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title)
- B.L.E.V.I.S.
- Quality
- Respect
- Shiver Moments
- T was Sh*t
- Dairy accumulation
- I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title)
- They don't get to be the little spoon
- You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title)
- I can recommend a onesie brand
- There might be a little underhead
- My buddy Barry's podcast
- Still active.
- Sexually?
- He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title)
- We had housekeeping issues to discuss
- Was it meth?
- If you don't cuddle, you don't eat
- Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title)
- Get the brace
- Hashtag Nashville Cuddler
- Another notch on the pillow
- Well, he got out of helping you move
- Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title)
- Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title)
- Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title)
- You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters
- Where the f**k did my horn go?
- It's all of it
- I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title)
- I haven't had a horn honkin' in years
- I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!)
- The BBanger Core
- You can't be evil and wear cat pants
- I do love the onesie
- The bum rush
- We've been busy living real life
- No humping
- We'll let you have one
- The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title)
- The Illuminati does use WhatsApp
- Regards, X
- I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch
- The part's mounted to the tub!
- I'm only on the interwebs
- The Showhole Burrito Hour
- Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
- Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
Recorded 1/29/2018
Holenotes:
- Kibbles is universe
- This is my art
- I try to take it easy on the moose outfit - only once a week!
- I'm going for total D game over here
- Neither of those are words
- What is this? Some kind of hornhouse? (Finalist for episode title)
- Your fingers get all red and gross
- I'm gonna have to look for that. That sounds stupid.
- In my darker moments, I've had just gravy (Episode title winner!)
- We're each half-Canadian
- When you take the gravy over, just have a look at it.
- Serious lever action (Finalist for episode title)
- Hi Ho Neighbor!
- Chainsaw neighbor
- I'm gender confused about my chicken (Finalist for episode title)
- You're doing a great job selling it!
- I wanted them to hit me because it was a really nice car
- Settlement check
- Austria 1939 (Finalist for episode title)
- He has some serious stamina
- His default search engine is Pornhub
- I don't mind riding Sally
Recorded 1/12/2018
Holenotes:
- It kicks you in the mouth
- A moment of clarity
- Podcasting Viagra
- Hit me with pleasure
- Freakishly Large Penis
- The Tickler
- I know nothing about massage
- What are the rules of sh*thole? (Finalist for episode title)
- This should be a good show
- Toxic Masculinity
- Shut your hole, Bront! (Finalist for episode title)
- Truth bomb
- What's embarrassing is when you have to read your own dumb sh*t
- Canada's permenately iced in
- It was hailing into my eyeballs
- Wash the dishes by hand and shut your face!
- Schnoz flipper
- Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle (Title winner)
- If this other things works out, you're off the market!
- I've seen that at least twice in twenty-five years
- I didn't come here from judgment, Bront
- I guess they found a new thing to whiten
- The principles of mint (Finalist for episode title)
- Emotional freedom tapping (https://eft.mercola.com/)
- Tapping for your brain
- Your own personal nude lockscreen
- I guess I do have to be creepy (Finalist for episode title)
- You guys suck at coming up with titles
- I was first and now I'm nothing
- Where can people find your dumb book you wrote? (http://blog.aliencg.com/)
- Skydiving with the Freemasons (Post-show comment)
Recorded 12/28/2017
Holenotes:
- Moon denier
- That’s why we stopped following
him on Facebook
- The ultimate nerd experience
- I did not see Hot Fuzz
- Apparently I’m a Furry now
- They were the best!
- It’s a little on the nose for a
pony name (Finalist for episode title)
- Brent says porn star
- Mom and Dad’s meat slicer
- I don’t have any pearls
- Pretty excited about the socks
- That’s a sweet tail
- What do ya got on under that moose
suit? (Finalist for episode title)
- I only did one turkey
- My horns are drooping
- I’m just testing the Furry waters (Finalist
for episode title)
- My mom’s place has an exquisite
washroom (Finalist for episode title)
- Use a toothpick!
- Morris the Moose
- Anything stuffed with cheese is
pretty good by my books
- Vibrating seat
- Jedi’s suck. Dark Power all the
way! (Finalist for episode title)
- I got my package and left
- Ken’s gonna love this one
- You don’t get the dog metal?
- I could wear my moose onesie
- I’m ferocious with these horns!
- Super cool up in this hizzy (Finalist
for episode title)
- Just like America
- No dong holing around my mom!
- The truth moose (Post-show
comment) (Title winner)
- We didn’t use our honkers once!!
(Post-show comment)
- I’m looking for a CD because I’m
going to destroy it (Post-show comment)
- Why are you being such a b*tch?
(Post-show comment)
