The Showhole

The Showhole 36: Will You Discreetly Check My Tag?

4/2/2018

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Holenotes, Chapter One:

When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording)
It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him
My analog emoji
No wonder the Chinese are winning
Or Dicksnjanes either!
The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title)
That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title)
They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title)
The church where they see the crazy visions
Rarely If I'm really high
Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title)
Gummies gotta have a good gum to them
The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title)
The Nutella Crack Addict
Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!)
I always gotta go soft
Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title)
You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title)
From tongue to taint
Dedication to the storyline
This is how the pros do it!
It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it!
Fingers to burn

Holenotes, Chapter Two:

It's similar to chip licking
It's roughage
Old lady staples
Multiple meth murder
It was either meth or Reese's Pieces
Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award)
They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy
It's like porn that orthodontists watch
Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award)
First you bone, then the board meeting

The Showhole 35: Eating Her Chip Debris

Recorded 3/19/2018

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Incomplete Holenotes:

Everything seemed suspiciously warm
Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of
It didn't pop up
Cuss the baby out
The Title Show
My story is just "I got drunk"
There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title)
dicksnbuns.edu
Can you fit the entire can in your mouth?
Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!)
You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t
My delivery time keeps going up
Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title)
I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title)
Clean Plate Club
Bam! Burger!
It just got hard
Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)

The Showhole 34: A Baby Gate Sounds Like An Excellent Trap For A Giant

Recorded 3/5/2018

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Holenotes:

I don't care how I dress much or grooming
She likes a night release
I've been eating a lot of burritos lately
Cold spicy salad
I barely want to put pants on
Terrifying and loud
I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title)
Too pretty for prison
Opiates for the win!
Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title)
In winter you've got to use your bare fists
Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title)
Free rent! What's the catch?
I live in squalor
Nude when at home
The smell is off-putting
The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title)
It's nothing sexual
Ten out of ten - would recommend
Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction
“The usual – regret and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title)
Post-show trash talk
Limp!
You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title)
The Squalor Bar
What's a Joanie Chachi?
A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!)
It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth.
The dogs don't like burrito porn
I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title)
I can't even find my download counter
America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

The Showhole 33: I'll Burn MiniDiscs For The Yooper

Recorded 2/26/2018

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Holenotes:

Podcamp Legend
Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time!
I had a dream about Ken
Getting in vans with dudes
Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title)
B.L.E.V.I.S.
Quality
Respect
Shiver Moments
T was Sh*t
Dairy accumulation
I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title)
They don't get to be the little spoon
You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title)
I can recommend a onesie brand
There might be a little underhead
My buddy Barry's podcast
Still active.
Sexually?
He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title)
We had housekeeping issues to discuss
Was it meth?
If you don't cuddle, you don't eat
Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title)
Get the brace
Hashtag Nashville Cuddler
Another notch on the pillow
Well, he got out of helping you move
Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title)
Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title)
Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title)
You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters
Where the f**k did my horn go?
It's all of it
I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title)
I haven't had a horn honkin' in years
I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!)
The BBanger Core
You can't be evil and wear cat pants
I do love the onesie
The bum rush
We've been busy living real life
No humping
We'll let you have one
The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title)
The Illuminati does use WhatsApp
Regards, X
I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch
The part's mounted to the tub!
I'm only on the interwebs
The Showhole Burrito Hour
Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)