The Showhole 33: I'll Burn MiniDiscs For The Yooper

Recorded 2/26/2018

Holenotes:

  • Podcamp Legend
  • Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time!
  • I had a dream about Ken
  • Getting in vans with dudes
  • Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title)
  • B.L.E.V.I.S.
  • Quality
  • Respect
  • Shiver Moments
  • T was Sh*t
  • Dairy accumulation
  • I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title)
  • They don't get to be the little spoon
  • You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title)
  • I can recommend a onesie brand
  • There might be a little underhead
  • My buddy Barry's podcast
  • Still active. 
  • Sexually?
  • He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title)
  • We had housekeeping issues to discuss
  • Was it meth?
  • If you don't cuddle, you don't eat
  • Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title)
  • Get the brace
  • Hashtag Nashville Cuddler
  • Another notch on the pillow
  • Well, he got out of helping you move
  • Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title)
  • Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title)
  • Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title)
  • You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters
  • Where the f**k did my horn go?
  • It's all of it
  • I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title)
  • I haven't had a horn honkin' in years
  • I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!)
  • The BBanger Core
  • You can't be evil and wear cat pants
  • I do love the onesie
  • The bum rush
  • We've been busy living real life
  • No humping
  • We'll let you have one
  • The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title)
  • The Illuminati does use WhatsApp
  • Regards, X
  • I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch
  • The part's mounted to the tub!
  • I'm only on the interwebs
  • The Showhole Burrito Hour
  • Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote)
  • Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

The Showhole 32: In My Darker Moments, I've Had Just Gravy

Recorded 1/29/2018

Holenotes:

  • Kibbles is universe
  • This is my art
  • I try to take it easy on the moose outfit - only once a week!
  • I'm going for total D game over here
  • Neither of those are words
  • What is this? Some kind of hornhouse? (Finalist for episode title)
  • Your fingers get all red and gross
  • I'm gonna have to look for that. That sounds stupid.
  • In my darker moments, I've had just gravy (Episode title winner!)
  • We're each half-Canadian
  • When you take the gravy over, just have a look at it.
  • Serious lever action (Finalist for episode title)
  • Hi Ho Neighbor!
  • Chainsaw neighbor
  • I'm gender confused about my chicken (Finalist for episode title)
  • You're doing a great job selling it!
  • I wanted them to hit me because it was a really nice car
  • Settlement check
  • Austria 1939 (Finalist for episode title)
  • He has some serious stamina
  • His default search engine is Pornhub
  • I don't mind riding Sally

The Showhole 31: Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle

Recorded 1/12/2018

Holenotes:

  • It kicks you in the mouth
  • A moment of clarity
  • Podcasting Viagra
  • Hit me with pleasure
  • Freakishly Large Penis
  • The Tickler
  • I know nothing about massage
  • What are the rules of sh*thole? (Finalist for episode title)
  • This should be a good show
  • Toxic Masculinity
  • Shut your hole, Bront! (Finalist for episode title)
  • Truth bomb
  • What's embarrassing is when you have to read your own dumb sh*t
  • Canada's permenately iced in
  • It was hailing into my eyeballs
  • Wash the dishes by hand and shut your face!
  • Schnoz flipper
  • Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle (Title winner)
  • If this other things works out, you're off the market!
  • I've seen that at least twice in twenty-five years
  • I didn't come here from judgment, Bront
  • I guess they found a new thing to whiten
  • The principles of mint (Finalist for episode title)
  • Emotional freedom tapping (https://eft.mercola.com/)
  • Tapping for your brain
  • Your own personal nude lockscreen
  • I guess I do have to be creepy (Finalist for episode title)
  • You guys suck at coming up with titles
  • I was first and now I'm nothing
  • Where can people find your dumb book you wrote? (http://blog.aliencg.com/)
  • Skydiving with the Freemasons (Post-show comment)

The Showhole 30: The Truth Moose

Recorded 12/28/2017

Holenotes:

  • Moon denier
  • That’s why we stopped following him on Facebook
  • The ultimate nerd experience
  • I did not see Hot Fuzz
  • Apparently I’m a Furry now
  • They were the best!
  • It’s a little on the nose for a pony name (Finalist for episode title)
  • Brent says porn star
  • Mom and Dad’s meat slicer
  • I don’t have any pearls
  • Pretty excited about the socks
  • That’s a sweet tail
  • What do ya got on under that moose suit? (Finalist for episode title)
  • I only did one turkey
  • My horns are drooping
  • I’m just testing the Furry waters (Finalist for episode title)
  • My mom’s place has an exquisite washroom (Finalist for episode title)
  • Use a toothpick!
  • Morris the Moose
  • Anything stuffed with cheese is pretty good by my books
  • Vibrating seat
  • Jedi’s suck. Dark Power all the way! (Finalist for episode title)
  • I got my package and left
  • Ken’s gonna love this one
  • You don’t get the dog metal?
  • I could wear my moose onesie
  • I’m ferocious with these horns!
  • Super cool up in this hizzy (Finalist for episode title)
  • Just like America
  • No dong holing around my mom!
  • The truth moose (Post-show comment) (Title winner)
  • We didn’t use our honkers once!! (Post-show comment)
  • I’m looking for a CD because I’m going to destroy it (Post-show comment)
  • Why are you being such a b*tch? (Post-show comment)

The Showhole 29: When You Lick It Too Much, It Gets Moist

Recorded 12/12/2017

Holenotes:

  • Showcoregapage (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I'll remember this since I'm paying for your dinners
  • The bow just gets in the way
  • Al's back door
  • Canada has everything!
  • I can't believe I finished that. I'm disgusting!
  • The icing's made of sadness
  • I'm glad I'm wearing stretch pants today
  • This is Candice's favorite part
  • The 70's were awesome and dangerous!
  • I'm not gonna choke on 11 chips!
  • Chip bits all over the f**kin' desk
  • Pringles shrapnel everywhere
  • #howmanypringlescanyoufitinyourmouth (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I'll eat them all
  • And Brent will lick them all
  • It's the last song on Hooray for Boobies (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • I love me some Dilbert
  • Don't give my solutions away!
  • Instead of shout outs, we'll do call outs
  • You work with the booze you got! (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • Old gross memes
  • When you lick it too much, it gets moist (Winner for Episode Title)
  • That's how Jesus works! (Finalist for Episode Title)
  • It makes me proud to be American
  • I'm losing less bad every time
  • This is hard!
  • Wikipedia editing is for losers
  • Don't touch it! It will update!
  • Responsible-ish

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